1. Oh HAI! Prepare to die.
2. Kibbles has even picked out the cemetery plot.
3. Smokey is shocked by the brutality of his brother's evil plan.
4. Shadow is displeased with her human slaves. The last time that happened, the undertaker had a very busy week.
5. Mr. Tickles just cut the phone line.
6. Misty doesn't want to kill her owners, but the voices aren't giving her much of a choice.
7. "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to ration my Friskies..."
8. Philip has decided that tonight is the night to execute his plan. Now, he waits.
9. This will be the last time Princess Penelope's humans ever go on a trip.
10. "There, there. All this will be over soon. Really soon."
