Buildings fall over sideways and are sometimes intact..
Cities with no occupants pop up all over the country..
People spend thousands of dollars on walnuts..
They also spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on jade..
Government officials have spent thousands of dollars on gold and silver mooncakes..
26-mile bridges get built to nowhere..
Cute kids get replaced by cuter kids..
Whole media organizations get banned..
White collar executives get sentenced to death for their role in the shadow banking system..
TV programs are based on interviews with criminals before their execution..
Bridges collapse within a few months of being built..
Wealthy people have stand-ins at their trials.
Gigantic accidents occur on newly built high-speed rail lines.
Entire Apple stores get counterfeited..
Milk gets infused with melamine..
Rivers turn red..
A national pork reserve exists to combat inflation..
People do push ups in the middle of busy highways..
Businesses hang nets to prevent employees from committing suicide..
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